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Ep 105 – Back to school, perfect failure, and first times

On this back to school special, Juliette discusses her firsts, has certain expectations, admits her lack of smarts, serenades her class, writes a fable, earns her grade, reveals her musical education, interviews Drummer Boy, resorts to subterfuge, loses more than her mind, and learns a harsh lesson… all while drinking (and LOVING) Redemption Wheated Bourbon.

Ep 103 – Balcony negotiations, bad party ideas, and Butterbean

 

On this episode, Juliette encounters travel trouble, finds herself held captive, experiences a not-so-helpful assistant, does a bit of barking, debates jumping overboard, finds a few pesky poltergeist, relates her first drunk, abuses her freedom, swills beer, meets Butterbean, and is rescued from an unhinged jaw… All while drinking Barrell Whiskey Batch 001.

Ep 100 – Unspeakable stories, funeral fun, and switchblade corsets

On this episode, Juliette shares two unspeakable stories she never thought she’d tell, finds a ball of contradictions, goes on a pity date, explores manners, urns a break-up, makes a confession, starts a new summer job, attends a bachelor party gone wrong, and dodges a trident ? all while drinking Wyoming Whiskey Double Cask bourbon. Happy 100, y’all!

Ep 99 – Crawfish chaos, perverted genius, and Crazytown bingo

On this episode, Juliette battles a new kind of monster, gets a box of dirty little lobsters, cooks up catastrophe, revisits a bayou, seeks out the criminal element, is disappointed by a carnival, invites Crazytown over, finds a treasure trove of sex toys, and redefines bingo ? all while drinking Knob Creek Single Barrel Binny’s Private Select bourbon batch #4782C.

Ep 98 – Thunder drinking, security issues, and stripper scissor kicks

On this episode, Juliette finds a good storm, makes unlikely friends, gets unruly in Disney World, is treated to a police escort, evades zip ties, mourns the loss of The Gem, takes her guy to a strip club, contemplates roofies, participates in stripper MMA, and dismisses lacking menu items ? all while drinking Makers Mark Private Select Binny’s Beverage Depot choice #5.

Ep 97 – Clubhouse demolition, the Unicorn Couple, and a charades nightmare

On this episode, Juliette survives Michigan, discovers the Howler Monkey bar, contemplates construction, makes a good partner in crime, stocks up on summertime goodies, finds a new clubhouse, divides the world, meets the Unicorn Couple, steps in it, cracks a crusty code, engages in charades, and treasures her friendships ? all while drinking WhistlePig Rye Whiskey.

EP 96 – Dirty secrets, squirrel wars, and the tale of fire island

On this episode, Juliette gets into some relationship baggage, shows off a tacky monument, is failed by magic elves, gets given away, avoids jail time, dodges a storm of walnuts, find bloody bits, watches fireworks, and ends a family tradition in flames? all while drinking Town Branch bourbon whiskey.

This episode is dedicated to Juliette’s dad, who knows the value of a good story.