On this episode, Juliette visits her own Overlook, admires gilding, encounters a crossroad of doom, sees the other side, rides down fast, smells something burning, knows where to drink well, tangles with potential mobsters, does the jitterbug, and plays dame to a Russian West Side Story… all while drinking Four Roses Straight Bourbon Whiskey
On this episode, Juliette watches a community break down, is forced to get involved, raises the red flag, battles The Commando, leads a parade, is visited by a demon, longs for manatees, makes a mess of things, spars with a wedding wench, and remains married… All while drinking Joseph Magnus bourbon.
On this episode, Juliette finds a good storm, makes unlikely friends, gets unruly in Disney World, is treated to a police escort, evades zip ties, mourns the loss of The Gem, takes her guy to a strip club, contemplates roofies, participates in stripper MMA, and dismisses lacking menu items ? all while drinking Makers Mark Private Select Binny’s Beverage Depot choice #5.
On this episode, Juliette delves into her collection of nonsense, unleashes a tidal wave of insanity, reveals her first crush, gets picked last, does her damage, jumps through skill test hoops, visits hallowed Hollywood, meets a vampire call girl, and debates her career options ? All while drinking Blade and Bow Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
On this episode, Juliette realizes she is lacking in certain areas, beats boredom in creative ways, finds unusual uses for a garbage bag, falls victim to the rain, heads down to the basement, taunts lightning, experiences Tesla coil chaos, and conceals a fire… all while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch 11.
On this episode, Juliette establishes the rules of the house, encounters a writing nightmare, vacuums naked, rejects Kermit, connects with her garage, admits a medical fear, laughs off chest pains, watches a disturbing game of kickball, realizes she won’t be resuscitated, and performs driveway surgery ? All while drinking Woodford Reserve Distiller’s Select.
On this episode, Juliette sinks her teeth into love, meets a young Jedi, learns piano the hard way, and gives cover bands some helpful tips.
On this episode of The Unwritable Rant, Juliette talks cocktails with Shaker & Spoon and rants about misadventures in Chicago, the ACM award nominations, and taking a cab versus Uber. Plus, don’t miss your chance for 10% off an order with Shaker & Spoon. Use code RANT10 at checkout on bit.ly/1Qm265 .
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